mogwai's tour diary

milan 'binario zero'
the crowd roared like a lion in a cage on smack. there were 7000,000,000 at the show. it was like a magic kiss. the jam session was awesome. the band talked to the crowd. stuart sang a medley of hits from the early 90s by artists such as guru josh, candflip and betty boo.

shortly after the performance, 5 smelly glaswegians approached the stage and played slintesque lo-fi at a horrifically slow pace for an hour and a half. afterwards, stuart went to an all-nite dental hospital for emergency treatment.

a breakdancing epidemic broke out in the streets as children of all ages wept islamically at the loss of tupac and biggie smalls. while stuart writhed in the dental chair, john emulated the moves of brett anderson.

we caressed ourselves to sleep as china quaked as the west bombed their embassy in belgrade. big aitchy says he won't shag anyone with the gavin dreeps . . . .